Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Moms new coat

Ok our Mommy has lost her mind.   She went and bought a new winter coat in the middle of summer.  It was over 87 degrees and she went to the store that sells coats and got a coat.

Is she nuttier than a squirrel?

She lost 50 pounds and celebrated by buying a new coat.

We think a celebration of that magnitude should involve dog treats.  Just saying.

Mommy is having acid reflux problems so she lost weight to try to help with that.  In any case, we think our Mommy is looking good and we need to get our dog hairs all over that new coat ASAP.




Saturday, August 13, 2016

Blogville Pawlympics Basketball

Welcome everyone to Blogville Pawlympic Basketball held inside the Blogville Ambulance.  (Yes, there is a Pawlympic-Sized Basketball Court inside the Blogville Ambulance.)



And now we (Dogtor Lassie and EMT Benji) take you straight to the game action.



Zaphod gets possession of the ball after the opening tip-off.   Way to go Phod!  He runs down court.  He shoots, he scores! (Score is Blogville 1, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Chewy passes the basketball to his brother Oreo.  Pawsome teamwork guys!  Oreo shoots!  Score! (Score is Blogville 2, Aliens 0.)   

(Time fur a commercial break... Chewy and Oreo are such pawsome basketball players!  We have some highlight videos of their game action.  (They are like the Blogville Glowbe-trotters.  Such pawsome tricks there guys! )

Oreo's Highlights:  https://vimeo.com/9451424

Chewy's Highlights:  https://vimeo.com/83343199

Back to the game...


Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Jakey gets the ball.  Jakey shoots and scores!  (Score is Blogville 3, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Katie gets possession of the ball mid-court!  Way to go!  Look at her athletic skills!  Work it girl!  Katie doesn't let the aliens get in her path!  She shoots. Score!!!!  (Score is Blogville 4, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Madi gets the ball.  She shoots right over "John" the 'humanly-disguised' Alien.  Great twerking action while shooting the ball, Madi!  (Score is Blogville 5, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!

Keltic & Beckett herd all the balls in the middle of the court. Then in a flash, they used their agility skills and made all 12 baskets with the balls during their Alien Agility Obstacle Course.  Nice!   (Score is Blogville 17, Aliens 0.)

Instant Replay: Pawsome weave pole action around the Aliens by Keltic.



Instant Replay: And Beckett's amazing Alien Hurdle Jump deserved 87 ribbons fur sure!


Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Casey grabs the ball and runs down the court!  He shoots from mid-court!  Score!  Great 3-pointer!   (Score is Blogville 20, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


TEAM ALIEN CALLS A TIME-OUT!  THEY ARE A BIT UPSET AT THE SCORE.  THEY DECIDE TO PUT UP A FORCE-FIELD (HIDE UNDER THE BED) AND NOT LET TEAM BLOGVILLE GET POSSESSION OF THE BALL.


GAME ON!

Everyone wonders how the game will go on.  The Aliens won't give up the ball.


Jessie uses her boxing skills and punches open the Force-field to get access to the ball.   Those Aliens sure play dirty trying to  keep possession of the ball by putting up a Force-Field.   Great job Jessie, "thinking outside the box" like that to steal the ball.  (It takes a Boxer dog to know how to box and  "think outside the box".)   Jessie shoots. She scores!  (Score is Blogville 21, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Easy gets the ball and passes gas.      Cough, Cough..We guess Easy still had a fart left in him from yesterday's Tuneful Farting event at the Pawlympics.    Cough, Cough..  


TEAM BLOGVILLE CALLS A TIME OUT!   THE ENTIRE BASKETBALL ARENA IN THE BLOGVILLE AMBULANCE HAD TO BE EVACUATED UNTIL THE FUMES SUBSIDED.  IT WAS AN 87 MINUTE DELAY!


GAME ON!


Sarge, we said "Game on!"  Wake up Sarge.   (Sarge's siblings, The Crabby Girls, (Hermit Crabs) pinch Sarge to wake him up.)   Sarge shoots the ball from the bed and scores.  (Score is Blogville 22, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Bentley secretly gets possession of the ball and conceals the ball in his mouth, so the Aliens are unaware he has the ball.  He sneaks past all the aliens undetected and shoots and scores!  Score is Blogville 23, Aliens 0.

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Pierre gets the ball and pretends like it's a microphone, he announces a News Broadcast saying he is going to shoot the ball and make a 2 point basket.    Sure enough, Pierre does shoot the ball, and makes the basket!  Pawsome!  (Score is Blogville 25, Aliens 0. )

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!



Hazel gets possession of the ball.  She sees herself on the Jumbo Tron Screen!   Looking good Hazel!  Hazel shoots!  Hazel scores!  Woot Woot!  (Score is Blogville 26, Aliens 0. )

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!





Roxy  stands "down under" the net and watches her ball go into the net.  Score! (Score is Blogville 27, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Sweet William gets the ball and dribbles it down court!  Fancy footwork there Sweet William.  He shoots and scores a two-pointer!  (Score is Blogville 29, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!
Macy has her eye on the ball. The aliens play dirty and decide to slime the ball to make it sticky. Not to worry, Dogtor Lassie and EMT Benji to the rescue.  We totally throw water balloons and clean off the ball as Macy gets the ball and shoots!  Score!  Oh yeah!  (Score is Blogville 30, Aliens 0.)


Instant Replay of  us throwing water balloons to clean off the Alien-Slimed Basketball during the middle of the game action!  

(Time fur a commercial break as we clean up the rest of the alien slime... Now a word from our Sponsors.   Don't furget to vote in the upcoming Blogville Mayoral Election.  There are several candy-dates (candidates) running fur Mayor this year.  When it's time to vote, leave your mark fur your favorite candy-date on the appropriate spot at the hydrant pole.


Back to the game...



Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!



Mille gets the ball and SLAM DUNKS it into the BASKET!  Love it!  You go girl!  (Score Blogville 31, Aliens 0. )

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!


Walter is watching the clock.  He sees time is starting to run out.  He shoots a 3 point basket.  Amazing shot there Walter!  (Score Blogville 34, Aliens 0.)

Aliens get the ball. They shoot and miss!



Ernie & Frankie can't decide which ball to use.  Oh no.  Time is running out on the clock!  The game is almost over.   However since the two couldn't decide on a mutual agreement on which ball to use; a mini "court" session was held in the middle of the "Basketball Court."  "Ernie the Attorney" made a great plea for the blue ball to be used, butt in the end it was decided that His Honorable Mop Headedness "Judge Frankie Furter" got to choose which ball he was going to use to shoot the final basket.


  Oh my dog!  In a flash, Frankie changed outfits and  Frankie made a pawsome 87 point shot!  His "tighty-whitey" back end was standing directly under the opponents basketball net... and he stretched his L-O-N-G body, all the way across the entire length of the basketball court, and made a slam dunk into Team Blogville's basket!   Congratulations on that 87 point slam-dunk, Frankie the "STRETCH" Furter! 


THE BUZZER SOUNDS THE END OF THE GAME  -  TEAM BLOGVILLE WINS THE GAME!

(Final Score Blogville 121, Aliens 0.)  We think our Mommy tallied the score right considering she knows nothing about basketball.

Congratulations Team Blogville.  You all deserve a medal.  Feel free to use this medal on your blogs!



Thanks everyone fur pawticipating in the event and visiting us at the Blogville Ambulance!  Please visit the Blogville Ambulance snack bar on your way out.


Blogville Ambulance



Enjoy the rest of the Blogville Pawlympic Events hosted on other blogs.  See Pawlympic schedule at  http://dorysbackyard.blogspot.com/p/pawlympic-event-page.html

 That was fun!

Lassie and Benji the Shelties!

Thank you fur coming!











Thursday, August 4, 2016

Happy 5th Barkday Benji


We had whitebread shaped like a number 5.


Mommys sister and family hung balloons by the chimney with care.

  They got Benji a cake and dog cookies. 

 There was even some shaped like ice cream cones.


Benji even got a Pokemon card.  


A very pawsome day!  Thank you to Mommy and Mommy's sister and family!

Of course there has to be a picture of me eating one of the cookies, this is my blog.  Lol