Ring in the 2014 New Year

Blogville is gonna be the place to be on New Year's Eve. 

Visit Sarge's blog to find out all the details on where to go on New Years Eve.  There's a bunch of stuff planned on lots of blogs. 

Benji and I are gonna tell a New Years Eve joke at Hailey and Zaphod's blog.  We will bring the Blogville Ambulance and the case of "Depends" Undergarments in case anyone pees themselves laughing at our joke and all the other Comedy Acts on New Years Eve.

Now, we were hoping to do something special fur New Years, and we came up with this little "game" below -- it's kinda cheesy, butt Mommy did her best trying to create something in Google Docs.  Anyway, if you want to try your paw at the game, just click on the screens where it says to.  Make sure to start on Slide 1 to begin, and click on the spots of the screen where it says to in the directions.  Hope you are able to figure out our game "Ring in the 2014 New Year."



 


Happy New Year everyone!

Lassie and Benji
"The Dogtors"

 

Christmas Catch Up - Award/Treats/Santa on a Firetruck

Christmas sorta seemed to fly by!

We hope everyone had a very nice Christmas.


Here are some random pictures from December.....

 

First we want to thank Cocco the minipig for giving us this Friends and Followers Award in December.  That was so sweet of you to give us this award to us.  We would like to pass on the Friend and Followers Award to 2 bloggers who helped us out on our blog.  Dakota had told us about adding a "Follow by E-mail" spot on our blog.  And second Top Cop Sidebite told us about adding a "Followers" thingy on the side panel of the blog so it would be easier fur bloggers to follow us. So, we wish to pass on the Friends and Followers Award to Dakota and Sidebite.

 

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Mommy's friend gave Mommy a nice Pierogie crocheted ornament and a Dancing Pierogie card.  Mommy loves it and it was a big hit at our house for Christmas.

 

This is a picture of Mommy holding up the crocheted pierogie by the Sauerkraut Pierogies Grandma (Baba) was making on Christmas Eve for a special dinner.

Mommy asked Grandma if she knew how to make a fancy pierogie with a curled edge that Sara mentioned on her blog a few weeks ago that her Babchi used to make.   Grandma showed Mommy how to fold the edge of to make it a fancy curled border.   Maybe this is similar to the kind Sara mentioned her Babchi used to make.

 

 

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On Christmas, Mommy's Godfather made Chocolate Covered Marshmallows.  Mommy said she never remembered her Godfather making chocolate covered marshmallows before, he usually makes chocolate covered pretzels -- so her Godfather made her a special batch of marshmallows and said -- put a picture of it on your blog as proof for the future that I did make these for you.  (Note: Mommy kinda ate like 4 of them before she took the picture, so she had to rearrange the tray to make it look nice for the photo.) 

This is a picture of us on Christmas in the kitchen.  We were on clean up duty in case any foodables fell on the floor.

 

Santa Paws put a Mickey Mouse Stuffie in Benji's stocking and a Kermit the Frog Stuffie in my stocking. 

Here is a picture of Mommy, Me, and Benji on Christmas Day sitting next to the ten year old $16.99 Christmas tree.

 

 

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It was so hard to take a picture of all the Christmas Cards we got in the Blogville Christmas Card Exchange.  We put them on the doorway in between the kitchen and living room. There were so many cards, we even put some upside down on the under side of the doorway. We took a video of the Christmas Card display and at the end of the video is a LOUD video of Santa driving down our blog on a Firetruck at night. The Firetruck has Christmas lights all over it.

 

 

 

http://youtu.be/NtHXAv9PJ7Q 

 

  

 

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A couple of weeks ago on my birthday, we won a pawsome prize from Dakota's blog.  It was Buddy Biscuits.   We love it!  There were 3 items.  A box of treats, a really big Gingerbread Cookie, and a bag of soft Gingerbread treats.  Thanks Dakota and Buddy Biscuits!  They smelled really good and tasted good too - it was a holiday flavor one that smelled like Gingerbread.

This is my barking at Mommy to hurry up and break apart the big Gingerbread cookie fur us.

 

This was the soft Buddy Biscuit bag -- we kinda ate these first.   I love the soft kind the best!

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And this was a picture from November.  We never got a chance to thank Reilly and Denny for the pawsome Kong treats that we won on their blog in October or November.   We won the treats around the time that Bree wasn't feeling well -- and we were so worried about Bree at the time, we never uploaded the pictures of the treats.   Anyway, these treats were super pawsome.  They were made in Australia.  The outside was soft, and the inside was chewy.  I Lassie, loved the outside of it the best and I took my time savoring it.  Benji on the other paw -- seemed to devour it whole.  Well, not exactly, butt he ate his super fast and then had the nerve to try to steal mine.  Thank you Cowspot Dogs and Kong fur the treat!
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Next post will be about New Years Eve.

Lassie and Benji

Blogville's Ambulance Tour & Winner of Contest...

As Blogville's Medical Team it gives us great honor to announce the Success of Operation: Pawsomefy Up Blogville's Ambulance.

"The Dogtors"  Dr. Lassiter Chase the Sheltie (aka Dr. Lassie) and EMT/Ambulance Driver Benji 

The winner of the Plush Dog Toy is....Casey from www.savetheboxers.blogspot.com .

If you want to watch Lucy Monkey selecting Casey as the winner using a Formula in Excel, you can watch our youtube video here... http://youtu.be/xwmV_zqfCnw


Congratulations Casey and thank you to Top Cop Sidebite fur helping us get the word out about the contest.  Casey wrote a "Plush" comment on Sidebites blog, and Sidebite e-mailed Casey's comment to us.  Great Teamwork in Blogville! 

PLUSH

 

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Now without any further Doggie Doo, we would like to present Blogville's Pawsome New Ambulance.

Furst of all we would like to show you the HIPPO PLAQUE that we hung in the Ambulance.

See, humans (at least in the US) read a piece of paper that has some kind of Health Information Privacy stuff on it.

In our Blogville Ambulance, we took things up a notch.  We had the "HIPPO" privacy statement engraved as an oath on a 24 Carrot Gold Plaque and we have it hanging up in the Ambulance.  Count them -- there's 24 carrots on the border of the plaque - oh yeah!     

HIPPO stands for "Hippo's Important Patient Privacy Oath."  The Oath is:  "What happens in the Ambulance, stays in the Ambulance!"   So, due to privacy (and the fact that we don't actually know anything about medicine)  all the procedures and operations that are performed in the Ambulance have to be strictly confidential for the benefit of the Patient's Privacy!


And here is the list of the Blogville Ambulance Features (by category):

Décor/Impawtant Stuff

 

1. 87 Inch Flatscreen TV tuned to “Animal Planet.”

2. 87 million count thread sheets for the stretcher so everyone can be nice, warm and cozy.

3. Plush seats.

4. High Speed Internet so we could surf the interwebs.

5. A pinball machine to play when it's not busy.

6. A hot tub -- that will help people relax.

7. A Downy plushy comforter in there to cover up any patients or lucky ducks that get to ride in Blogville's Ambulance

8. Plush heated and cooled doggie beds fur workers and fur patients. (You can never be too comfy.)

 

Customized Automotive Pawsomefied Stuff

1. Ability to transform into a boat for any aquatic friends in need.

2. Siren that can be programmed between playing multiple tunes including “Who let the dog’s out”, the Ice Cream truck jingle, and a traditional Siren sound.  (For undercover purposes, it needs to alternate between tunes when appropriate.)

3. Turbo boosters to go really fast. (Star Trek like transportation technology so the ambulance can move quickly from place to place.)

4. Cloaking device so that we can go without being seen.

5. Hover-mode has been installed.  It has wings to fly with the push of a button.  That way we won't be blocked by debris in the road, and we can just float right over it. And we can go over oceans and lakes and up in the air to reach ALL Blogville citizens who might need help. 

6. The Ambulance has the ability to expand (like an accordion bus), so that it can double or even triple in length to fit large animals like Elephants and Whales.

7. The Ambulance comes equipped with a "secret panel" on the roof of the ambulance, so with the push of a button, the roof panel of the Ambulance can slide open.  It has many uses for example: can be used as a skylight for claustrophobic patients; or it can be used as a opening for any giraffes that might need help in Blogville that are too tall to otherwise fit in the ambulance. The "secret panel" is also a great way for Santa Paws to enter and deliver presents to patients on Christmas Eve.

 

The "secret panel" on top of the Ambulance is the grey circle thing on the roof as shown in this model!

Saftey Features

1. Lasers in case of Alien Invasion.

2. A squirrel escape proof cell.

3.  A "Machine Gum" to keep those ambulance chasing squirrel lawyers out of the picture.  (Now what us Dogtor’s did is invent a "secret panel" on the roof of the Ambulance, so with a push of a button, the roof will slide open, and a secret turret (a little tower) will raise from inside the ambulance and then we can "gum" down those ambulance chasing squirrel lawyers when necessary by shooting out wads of sticky chewing gum at them!)

 

Food/Beverages

1.  Mini-Fridge/Freezer containing:  Milk, Beer, Ice Cream...

2. Bacon dispenser.  (To Cocco, our Mini Pig blog friend, the bacon in the Bacon dispenser will be a sort of imitation product that looks like Bacon and tastes like Bacon, butt is definitely NOT made from the stuff that real Bacon comes from.)

3. Cheese dispenser.

4. Treat dispenser for puppers and kitties in bad need.

5. Bacon for medical use – to use as Smelling SALTS in case of Fainting.

6. Nice container of FRESH GROWN CATNIP.

7. A stash of Fresh BONES.

8. Cheetos.

9.  Cheeseburger grill.

10.  Pizza oven in case of hungry patients. (Sasha will be glad to provide the homemade possum pizza.)

11.  Fully stocked bar... fur medicinal purposes, of course!

 

Medical Supplies

1. Plenty of Stuffies with Squeakers... to check HEARING and REFLEXES.

2. Gravy Bags instead of Saline bags!

3.  Supply of pawsome-looking bandages and wraps with cool things like pictures of bones and mice and words like woof and meow all over them so anyone who's injured can still be stylish.

4. And bandages with pictures of Scooby-Doo and Snoopy on them to make us feel brave. (Well, okay, there can be Garfield too for the kittehs!)

5. NO CONES OF SHAME!

6. NO SHOTS!

7. Every medicine should be wrapped in a liver coated treats.

8.  Our Dogtor's medical black bag will be filled with a heap of treats and it will have a nice delicious meaty smell to it.

9.  And last butt not least, the Blogville Ambulance will have a case of “Depends” (undergarments) in case any female patients pee themselves for a ride with a cute EMT and a handsome Dogtor.

We really want to thank everyone in Blogville for their Comments!  Operation: Pawsomefy Up Blogville's Ambulance was a GREAT SUCCESS all because of your help!

Thank you!



Dogtor Lassiter Chase the Sheltie (Dr. Lassie) and EMT/Ambulance Driver Benji

Christmas Card Count (sorta)

We got so many Christmas Cards this year from being in the Blogville Christmas Card Exchange!

Thank you everyone!

On December 6th -- the Post Office worker who delivers the mail to our house said to Mommy's Brother-in-Law (who just happened to pull up just as the mail was being delivered) -- "Umm, who are Lassie and Benji?"   Mommy's brother-in-law explained how we are the dogs of the house and are exchanging Christmas Cards with other dogs with blogs around the world. And the Post Office Worker said -- "That's cool!!!!"  

So far there were only 2 hiccups.

1 card came back marked "Return to Sender" -- and that was because of the Post Office Error; not ours. (We wrote the address correctly, butt the Postal Peeps didn't recognize the names of the dogs for that address, so they returned the card to us.)  


And the 2nd "hiccup" was when we committed a SERIOUS Blogville Christmas Card FELONY on another card.  See, a Christmas Card came addressed to another blogger's name, butt was addressed to our mailing address.  Since there was no return address on the envelope -- WE OPENED THE CARD -- without contacting the Blogville Detective Team.   As it turned out -- we already got a Christmas Card from that sender -- so the Card was intended for the other Blogger.   We ended up confessing our crime by email to Blogville's Top Cop Sidebite and we emailed the other Blogger to apologize fur opening up their card that NOW had our pawprints all over it!     Everyone was very forgiving, and there won't be a trial. 

So, here is a picture of our Christmas Cards so far. 

(Warning to our friend Frankie -- there are a couple of SnowFreaks that somehow attached itself to Sarge's card. Don't look.)

 

Hope everyone recognizes their Pawmanship (penmanship) that were on the envelopes of the cards. 

We still have some room on the green card collage, so we are hoping a few more cards will come in. 

The e-card ones are on the Green Card, some just say "Merry Christmas"  and not our name if they didn't write our names in the e-mail.

There is a super special one too. It's from Mommy's sister's family.  We were honored to be included on the card from them this year.  Last year when Mommy's sister didn't include our names on the card -- it ALMOST cost her being put on Santa's naughty list!

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We still have a few more Christmas Cards to hang up on the wall -- so we will make sure we take an official picture of all the Christmas Cards hanging on the wall closer to Christmas (not just a picture of the name collages.)


Lassie and Benji

P.S.  Thanks everyone for the Birthday Wishes last week.  It turned out to be a pawsome day!

P.P.S.  Don't furget we will be picking the name of the Plush Toy Ambulance winner on Saturday and listing all the stuff the Blogville Ambulance has in it.  Blogville is a very creative place!

Lassie's 4th Birthday

Today 12/12/13 is my birthday!!!!!

I am 4 today.


I am a little sad because...

a) Mommy had to go to do the work-thing today.

b) My birthday hasn't been declared a national holiday yet!

c) The Lassiter High School Marching Band (who lives in some state far away from here) didn't even parade down my street!  (I think they could have marched all the way to my state -- don't you think?)

Here is a link to a video of the Lassiter High School Marching Band on YouTube. http://youtu.be/fEC7iJm-dgE





Is a little parade too much to ask fur on your birthday? 


Lassiter Chase the Sheltie (the Birthday Boy)  and Benjamin
aka Lassie and Benji

Operation: Pawsomefy Up Blogville's Ambulance & a Giveway

We are Blogville's newest medical team.  I am Dr. Lassiter Chase the Sheltie (aka Dr. Lassie) and my brother Benji is Blogville's EMT/Ambulance Driver. 

We need your ideas in how to  Pawsomefy Up Blogville's Ambulance. (As in the tv show "Pimp my ride".)

 

We already know we want to put an 87 inch Flatscreen or Plasma TV in it.  And perhaps a mini-fridge.  Butt we totally need ideas on what else the Blogville Ambulance needs.  

Of course this is all for the benefit of the patient.  Our number one priority is Patient's Safety, Care, and Comfort.   (*cough* Bachelor pad *cough* .)



Dr. Lassie and EMT Benji (Benji is performing a safety inspection on the bottom of the Ambulance in this picture.)

We are uncertain what features the Blogville Ambulance should have? What are your thoughts on the following?

- Lasers in case of an Alien Attack when transporting a patient?  

- The capability to transform itself into a boat, in case any of our Aquatic Blogville friends need medical help?

-87 million count thread of some kind of sheet fabric for the stretcher?  Afterall we need the best for Blogville!


Any ideas you can come up with to customize or Pawsomefy Up Blogville's Ambulance would be greatly appreciated. 

We already got a comment from our Blogville friend Oskar saying it should have a Bacon Dispenser in it!  That is a totally pawsome idea.  Of course! 

 

 

 



BONUS - A GIVEAWAY FOR A PLUSH AMBULANCE DOG TOY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right -- we decided to do a giveaway to one lucky Blogville Commenter who lives on Planet Earth!  We looked online and there is actually a Plush Ambulance Dog Toy!  We found it on the Pampered Dog website.  Mommy ordered one toy Ambulance for us, and she ordered a second toy Ambulance for us to giveaway!  So if you want to enter the drawing for the Plush Ambulance Dog Toy with Squeaker-- please write the word "Plush" somewhere in your comment.   (It's kinda a small toy as you can see in the pictures, its about 4 inches long.) We are accepting comment entries until Friday, December 20th.  We will pick the one winner of the toy ambulance and list all the stuff the Blogville Ambulance has on Saturday, December 21, 2013, and we will ask the winner to email us their contact information.  If Mommy read the calendar right -- we think that's the furst day of Winter.  So, the Blogville Ambulance should be ready to roll with all it's Pawsome new features on the furst day of Winter.  

 



Thanks so much for all your help in Operation: Pawsomefy Up Blogville's Ambulance.

Don't furget to write the word "Plush" if you want to enter the drawing for the toy ambulance.  And please write your ideas on how we should pawsomefy the ambulance.


Lassiter Chase and Benjamin the Shelties
aka  Dr. Lassie and EMT Benji

post turkey -- christmas card exchange -- lake

Sorry we've been MIA lately.   We've been in a turkey coma the past few days.  Well not really, butt it sounds better than saying Mommy was busy cooking a Kasha stuffing for Thanksgiving, and Mommy was busy helping her niece learn the song Grinch on the trombone for her niece's holiday concert, or Mommy was busy putting up the$16.99 Christmas Tree with her eldest niece and nephew.

It's $16.99 Christmas Tree's 10th birthday this year!  So exciting.

By the way -- whenever we thought the Turkey needing basting -- we would bark to be let outside.  So, Mommy would let us out, and remember to baste the turkey, and then let us in.  So the turkey was pawsome on Thanksgiving all because of us dogs!



In other news....

We've been busy  working on our Blogville Christmas Card Exchange.  We signed up this year to pawticipate in the exchange and Mommy decided to use up her old postage stamps.  I say it's because Mommy is cheap -- and decided to use up old stamps to save money.   Mommy said -- that's not entirely true.  See at Mommy's old job she used to get to look at return envelopes and would notice stamps a lot.  I wouldn't say Mommy is a stamp collector -- butt she used to save some cancelled stamps she thought looked interesting. Well, sometimes she saw ones she really liked - like Disney or Muppet stamps or even the stamps that came out around September 11th -- and she went to the post office and bought sheets of new stamps and just saved them.   Well, Mommy said -- I can't think of a better time to use these older new stamps that I've collected than now.  So she used up her Pinocchio, Lion King, Mickey Mouse, Snow White, Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog, and patriotic stamps on the Christmas Card Exchange.   She had to buy some 2, 10, and 1 cent postage stamps to make up the difference in price.

We really hope we calculated all the make up prices right on the envelopes with the old/new stamps.   We had so many spreadsheets and calculators going to try to figure out how many stamps to put on all the envelopes.

We really hope the envelopes don't come back returned to us -- or the Mailman might have a fit returning all these envelopes to us.  So keep your paws crossed everyone, that the cards make it to the intended recipients on the Blogville Christmas Card Exchange.  (If they end up getting returned -- we will just email everyone some Holiday Greetings instead with an apology.)

 

This is a picture of us inspecting all the stamps on the envelopes.  This pile of envelopes is just half the pile we mailed out. 

 

 

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We already got 5 cards from Bloggers in the mail.  We were so excited to get them from the Cowspot Dogs, Frankie n Ernie, Susie and Sidebite, Sweet William and some new friends The Slimmer Pugs -- thank you everyone!

 

 

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And finally we got to go to the lake in our neighborhood last week.  These pictures aren't the greatest but it was fun.

 

Lassie

 

Benji

 

Lassie and Benji  -- Mommy had a tough time taking photos on her phone.  That's supposed to be the lake in the background.

 

 

 

Guess that's it for this post. 

Next post will be about the Blogville Ambulance and needing your ideas to help pimp it up.

So excited.  Stay tuned.


Lassie and Benji

"The Dogtors" of Blogville

Did you hear the news....

We applied to Blogville's Police Department, and got the job!  We are Blogville's newest Dogtors (doctors.)

We have zero medical knowledge, no medical education, no medical experience, butt we are handsome -- so that made us totally qualified to be Blogville's Newest Medical Team.

I am Dr. Lassiter (Dr. Lassie) and Benji is the EMT/Ambulance Driver his name is (EMT Benji).


You can totally read our profile on Officer Sidebites blog.

http://susieandsidebite.blogspot.com/2013/11/bfd-good-news-part-4.html


We are hoping to put out a quarterly "Dogtor Journal" with some fun "medical advice". And we are hoping to "Pimp" Up Blogville's Ambulance (as in the show "Pimp My Ride.)

 After all if we are gonna be cruising around in the Ambulance, we need it to be the most pawsome Ambulance ever.   We were thinking of putting some kind of 87" flatscreen or plasma tv in it.   Or how about a mini-fridge. We will need lots of suggestions on how to pimp up our ride.



We will blog more about all that stuff in an upcoming post.

We are honored to be Blogvilles furst Dogtors.


Dr. Lassie and EMT Benji

Answer revealed - False Confession Day

A little reminder for Santa Paws not to read this post -- thank you!   


Yesterday I posted two confessions for Ranger's False Confession Day.  One was true and one was false.



The FALSE confession was ... Confession 2.

I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie would NEVER kiss a Squirrel!   That's too disgusting to even think about!  They probably have Acorn Breath.     Bleh.  

Squirrel !!!!!!

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So, the TRUE confession was....Confession 1.

Yes, I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie, decided it was much too cold and wet to go all the way down the deck to the grass area of the yard -- so I pooped on the deck and half-way down the ramp instead!

It was much harder than it sounds too -- trying to balance myself on the ramp!

Butt mission accomplished!  And I didn't have to get my Sheltie paws too cold and wet either!

Of course when Mommy found the poo land mines all over the deck -- she practically looked like a ballerina walking on her tip toes to avoid stepping on them.  (Wish we had a video of that!)


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Do you know, on a ship, the "poop deck" is actually the deck up top on the back part of the ship.   

We like our back yard version of the"poop deck" better!

Lassie and Benji the Shelties

False Confession Day

Ranger, our blog friend is hosting False Confession Day on November 21.

He is asking us to post two confessions today -- one that is TRUE and the other that is FALSE. 

(THIS POST IS NOT FUR SANTA PAWS EYES -- if Santa finds out -- we will be on the NAUGHTY list for sure and it is so close to Christmas it already snow flurried last week!)

Lassie with snow flurries.

Here is my confessions: one is true and one is false.  Can you guess which is true and which is false...)



Confession 1 -- I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie, decided it was much too cold and wet to go all the way down the deck to the grass area of the yard -- so I pooped on the deck and half-way down the ramp instead!


Confession 2 -- I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie, kissed a Squirrel and I liked it!





Tomorrow I will post which Confession is true and which is false.



Lassiter Chase and Benjamin Gilligan the Shelties (Lassie and Benji)

P.S. Benji has no confession, his life is pretty much an open book.

How a Sheltie GETS EVEN! 101

Welcome to my class "How a Sheltie GETS EVEN! 101"

I am your teacher for this class, Mr. Lassiter Chase the Sheltie (aka Lassie).

Lassie laying in his bed.

As you know, humans make mistakes.  "To err is human" that's what they say.

My Mommy is no exception to that rule.  GASP!

Yes, Mommy made a mistake earlier this week and it really ticked me off!  Butt don't worry, I will teach you the fine art of How a Sheltie GETS EVEN!

So, everyone grab a snack and take some mental notes if you will....

It all started earlier this week.  Mommy was in a hurry to get to work butt she forgot to get something out of the bedroom end table she "needed".  So, she moved my dog bed aside and she went to grab something out of the end table by her bed, wished us a nice day, and rushed off to Smurfette the Car and headed to work.

I provide you with Exhibit A. 

EXHIBIT A - Dog Bed turned the wrong way! It's supposed to be directly in front of the end table with the mirror on it.

Please note, Mommy moved my bed at what an 87 degree angle or something like that!  And she did NOT put it back into it's proper place when she left for work.

I made do the best I could all day with my bed turned sideways like that! It bugged me A LOT.  (I can't for the life of me think of that saying -- fung shway or something -- where everything needs to have a balance and be in its place.)

Anyway, it was the longest day ever, butt finally Mommy came home from work, we ate, played, read blogs, watched TV and called it a day.


Came night time, I (Lassie) was the first one in the bedroom.  A Sheltie needs optimum hours of sleep so that he/she can be "On Call" and protect the Mommy during all hours of the night...and I needed to do surveillance of the bedroom to give it the "All Clear" before Mommy entered it... so, that's why I go to bed first.  (Mommy is single, so, I (Lassie) am a little over-protective of her at times!  Those dust-bunnies better not mess with MY Mommy at night -- or they will have ME to deal with!)

Anyway, since  my bed was still turned the wrong way here is a list of things a Sheltie can do to rectify the situation by GETTING EVEN!

1.  Lay in the human's bed!


I decided to lay on Mommy's bed, because I was SURE that the Mommy would notice me laying in her spot and then she would remember that she forgot to turn my dog bed in it's right place and that she would fix it!

WRONG!

Mommy was so tired butt was able to notice me in her spot on her bed.  So, she decided to crawl up her bed from the foot of the bed and then she fell asleep!


2.  Pretend you are an alien life form in hopes the human will sense something and jump out of bed!

I was giving her the MOST EVIL EYES -- butt she couldn't see me in the dark. She also didn't hear or sense me breathing rather LOUDLY as well.

How was I going to communicate to Mommy that SHE FORGOT to move my bed back.


3. Make some noise!

I jumped off the bed and paced back and forth --- Nothing!  Mommy didn't wake up!

I did a round of house checks to make sure everything was in order -- made sure the floor creeked a couple of times -- stepped on a squeeky toy -- did the Mommy wake up - NO!

I was really ticked off by now. However, I wasn't gonna give up GETTING EVEN!

See, I like to sleep with my bed facing that direction in the room because (A) I can keep an eye on the Mommy (there is a mirror behind me in the end table so I got "eyes behind the back of my head" so to speak)   (B) I can keep an eye on the door   and  (C) I can keep an eye on Benji.

See Benji sleeps in his dog bed at the foot of the bed.  Since I am HEAD OF HOUSE, I sleep with my dog bed  at the head of the bed.   

Benji is tricky sometimes, and tries to get an extra cuddle out of Mommy -- so, I usually have to jump on the bed and outsmart him -- because if any Sheltie is getting any extra cuddles out of the Mommy, it is going to be ME -- because I have seniority!

Anyway, back to the story...

It was getting late and the Mommy was still sound asleep.

4. Give an Inch and take an entire Sheltie!

Enough of Mr. Nice Sheltie!  It was time to get Mommy to wake up and move my bed in the right direction.  It was about 2 am and I felt as though Mommy had enough sleep - so I jumped up on the bed. Squeezed on the edge of the bed.  Then I flopped my butt down on Mommy's face.  She blew the dog hair off her face and rolled over a bit.  

I didn't stop there, then I wiggled my butt even further by Mommy's face. 

She rolled over even more.

Next I decided to lay sideways on the bed instead of laying up and down. I kept kicking out my Sheltie foot at her, so she had to keep moving over to make more room for me!

Before you knew it, Mommy was completely on the edge of the bed.

5.  Hog the Covers!

Butt wait -- I strategically positioned myself so that I was hogging all the blankets! Mommy was trying to pull the blanket out from under me with all her might (she is a whimp) it was pathetic.

Finally Mommy said, "Lassie move over -- my foot is cold."

I kept kicking my foot at her side and wouldn't budge.  Besides I saw she had socks on -- so how cold could she be.

Mommy finally wiggled herself into a Candy Cane position so she could cover her foot with what little blanket she had, and hunched the rest of herself in a curved position -- but then, her right shoulder wasn't covered by the blanket.

I thought in my head -- I WIN -- she's gotta get up now.

WRONG!

6.  The Cold Nose - The Ultimate Weapon!

Mommy thought she had me outsmarted and used the extra pillow on the bed to cover her right shoulder that wasn't covered.    I said -- Enough is Enough!  And I went over to her face and I put my cold nose right on her cheek. So she squirmed her head right off the pillow.

Finally, Mommy was awake enough that she got up.  And that's when she noticed my bed was facing the wrong way!  She mumbled an apology and she fixed my bed at like 4 AM.  Which left her about an hour more to sleep before work.

EXHIBIT B - Catching up on my shut-eye while Benji takes watch on the day shift!

So class, I hope you have all taken some good notes in case your human's mess up your sleeping schedule!

In summary, a cold dog's nose comes in really handy sometimes! Oh and don't mess with a Sheltie!

Have a great night!

Lassie and Benji the Shelties.

Guess who is 4?

Can you guess who is 4? 

It's not me, Benji, Mommy or Grandma...

I will give you some hints.

 

She takes us places. (Note, this picture is a mirror image -- a rear view mirror image.)

 

Bugs seem to like her -- in particular a Praying Mantis. (That's a picture of the butt end of the Praying Mantis climbing on the Birthday Girl.)

A week ago on Halloween, Mommy's brother took some of Mommy's Easter music out of the Birthday Girl's Trunk and scooped up the Praying Mantis and put the Praying Mantis on a nearby bush.  (How appropriate to use Church Music to relocate a Praying Mantis!)

BTW, Do you see the shirt Mommy's brother was wearing for Halloween?

 

This is who Mommy's Brother dressed up like for Halloween -- Charlie Brown! 

 

Here is the last hint on the Birthday Girl... this is a picture of me (Lassie) with the Birthday Girl's Party Hat this morning.

Yep, you guessed it!  It's Smurfette the Car's 4th Birthday today.  (She loves that Pawty hat!)



Smurfette Key Chain

 

Happy 4th Birthday Smurfette the Car!


Lassie & Benji

Halloween Golf Post

Mommy went Miniature Golfing with some co-workers in Center City Philadelphia.

The Golf Course was decorated all spooky for Halloween.

Now since Mommy was with co-workers, she didn't take any pictures of Flat Lassie and Benji in the golf course.  Butt, Mommy has been practicing Photoshop and has been trying to learn how to do stuff. So, here is our Flat Lassie and Benji Photoshop version of it....

The first thing we saw was the spooky cobwebs all over the replica of the Liberty Bell.  

The next thing we noticed was a SQUIRREL on the golf course.  Needless to say, we chased that Squirrel out of there!

This was an interesting hole.  It is a replica of the Benjamin Franklin Bridge.  (Benji kinda thinks the Bridge is named after him.)    The object of this hole is to stand on top of the platform that leads up to the bridge (where I am standing) , you have to hit the golf ball across the bridge and it lands on the green area at the other side of the bridge.    Benji decided to stand in the "Delaware River" in the picture under the bridge to make sure Mommy's Golf Ball didn't end up in the water.

Everyone got their golf ball across the bridge ok, so Benji got out of the water and stood on the green area.

Mommy's ball is the RED ball.  How in the world is Mommy supposed to make this shot after it came off the Benjamin Franklin Bridge.   Luckily the person who had the purple ball was golfing right before her, so, she made "PAR" on that hole only taking 2 turns to knock the ball in.

Here is a view of some of the other holes on the Golf Course.  The one closest to us is the replica of the "Chinese Friendship Gate" in Chinatown.  The one after that is "LOVE Sculpture" replica.  The one after that was the miniature version of the  "Philadelphia Museum of Art".

Now Mommy insisted on shooting the red golf ball straight thru the middle of the course between the gap in the "LOVE" sculpture.  Butt that was an EPIC FAIL.   She kept trying and trying and trying.  So, she ended up just hitting the ball around it!   We gave her a score of 87 on that hole.  (Butt I think she took more turns than that!)

Mommy redeemed herself on the hole that was after the "Philadelphia Museum of Art."  She actually got a "Hole in One".  This is a picture of us celebrating on the golf course.   Woot Woot!  

A close-up photo of her red ball in the Hole on One!  (Mommy even did a little celebration dance on the course -- thank dog there is no video of that!)

Us in our Halloween Pumpkin Costumes.  

Guess that's it for the Halloween Blog Post!

Happy Halloween

From Lassie and Benji in their Pumpkin costumes!