Mommy Cheated On Us!

She pet a dove!  She said the dove was soft like velvet.  

She owes us big fur cheating on us like that!

Tax time again! What the dog!

I can't believe Ben and I have to help our Mommy file HER taxes!   I think if SHE is the one who leaves us home with Grandma, as SHE goes off to "WORK", then SHE should do her taxes HERSELF.

She claims the title CPA stands fur "Canine Public Accountant".   Thats why she insists us dogs help her.

We pawsonally think she is making that up.  

Lassie and Benji

Doggie at the bank drive-thru Story

Sorry no real pictures from the dog at the bank story. This is a picture of our car, with an egg hunt egg on it.  

Anywho....

Back to the story.

  I think u can all picture what the scene looked like.  Here goes.

Mommy pulled up at the drive thru window of a bank to make a quick deposit.  Mommy was in the left lane.

As she approached the tube device at the bank that sucks up deposit slip and spits back out a receipt, she noticed in the right lane there was a doggie looking out the drivers window of the car in the lane next to her.

It was a brown dog, a weiner dog. (No offense.)

Mommy said that must have been our blog friend Ernie.

So we will just call the dog at the bank Ernie, cause he looked like Ernie.

So, Ernie was looking out the window of his car waiting on full alert looking at the tv monitor waiting fur the bank teller's face to appear in the monitor.

Then all of the sudden Mommy heard the Bank tellers voice at the lane next to her say "is there anything else i can assist u with."    And Ernie started barking like there was no tomorrow.   I think he was saying...give me a treat, treat, send a treat thru the mysterious tube sucking machine.  A treat a treat a treat.

Then Mommy heard the tube suction thing and saw that the teller sent Ernie a treat.    Mommy started cheering from her car.  She was so happy Ernie got his treat.  

Not sure if Ernie actually ate his treat, but he looked happy he got one.

Wasnt that a lovely story.