Friday, November 22, 2013

Answer revealed - False Confession Day

A little reminder for Santa Paws not to read this post -- thank you!   


Yesterday I posted two confessions for Ranger's False Confession Day.  One was true and one was false.



The FALSE confession was ... Confession 2.

I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie would NEVER kiss a Squirrel!   That's too disgusting to even think about!  They probably have Acorn Breath.     Bleh.  

Squirrel !!!!!!


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So, the TRUE confession was....Confession 1.

Yes, I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie, decided it was much too cold and wet to go all the way down the deck to the grass area of the yard -- so I pooped on the deck and half-way down the ramp instead!

It was much harder than it sounds too -- trying to balance myself on the ramp!

Butt mission accomplished!  And I didn't have to get my Sheltie paws too cold and wet either!

Of course when Mommy found the poo land mines all over the deck -- she practically looked like a ballerina walking on her tip toes to avoid stepping on them.  (Wish we had a video of that!)


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Do you know, on a ship, the "poop deck" is actually the deck up top on the back part of the ship.   

We like our back yard version of the"poop deck" better!

Lassie and Benji the Shelties


11 comments:

  1. We knew you'd never kiss a squirrel. We like the 'poop deck'....BOL!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  2. No doggie would ever kiss a squirrel - we knew it :)

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  3. RIGHT you are... we are SURE that "THEY" have nasty Acorn Breath.

    WE think your Poop deck idea is GRRRRREAT. We just may start using OUR deck fur Pooping Too.

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  4. Hey DR lassiter, glad you got you Site to us, we looked for a day, now we will get you joined your email. Look forward to work we you, a Dogter has been needed for a long time, just don't let Benji crash the ambulance!

    TC Bites

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  5. Wow, I was right! I knew that rotten acorn breath would never happen. Pooping in comfort is always a priority. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  6. I knew you'd never kiss a squirrel! What a relief.

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  7. Kissing squirrels....yuk! Glad it was false!

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  8. I got it right. Why if you kissed a squirrel you would be banished from Blogville.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  9. Yep pooping on the deck! A dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do when the weather is ucky!
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  10. I guessed it :o) But to kiss a squirrel could be interesting too. I bet it tastes like nuts :o)

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