Look what the "aliens" did when Mommy and Grandma stepped out of the house. The aliens grabbed Grandma's Coffee Mate off the table and somehow chewed the cap off it and spilled coffee mate all over the living room carpet...down the hallway...and the empty container ended up in the bedroom... and the red lid to the container was in Benji's bed. (At least the "aliens" didn't try to frame me -- just Ben this time.)
Then Mommy was trying to clean the yard! She probably cleaned a third of it -- oh who am I kidding -- she cleaned less than that. Anyway, Mommy saw an egg under a bush in the backyard. Mommy carefully approached it and saw it already "hatched" whatever it was.
Then she's like -- wait a minute -- that's a plastic Easter Egg from an egg hunt.
We don't know where this plastic egg came from! The "aliens" must have planted it in our yard as another attempt to make us dogs look bad!
(That's me, Lassie, in the blurry mish-mash photo above if you can't tell us apart -- see, I'm all smiling cause I know I didn't chew up that thing.)
Did Benji chew thru the easter egg? Mommy's like -- wouldn't my boys be smart enough to figure out how to open it in the middle? (That's Benji in the photo above.)
Mommy kept looking at the both of us and showing us the egg -- butt, we didn't act guilty. So, Mommy realized that it must have been a chipmunk or cat-rat or something that chewed thru it.
Don't mind Mommy's super-dry skin in these photos, ok.
Mommy took the egg apart in the middle -- both ends were chewed up.
Mommy is kinda glad that the egg didn't turn out to be a real egg. Cause then she would be worried about what hatched out of it and where it was !!!
Have a great day!
Lassie & Benji
P.S. Mommy wanted to tell everyone a message -- butt she won't tell me or Benji what it is. So, here it is in Pig Latin. (I didn't know Mommy was fluent in that language.)
There is a UNNYB ABBITR living under the ECKD in the ARDY. I saw it OPPINGH around while I was mowing the grass and the OGSD were in the OUSEH. If the OGSD find out, they will ARKB at it non-stop and they will want to OG in the ARDY 24/7!!! I'm going to be in big trouble especially if it is a OMMYM ABBITR.
YOU HAVE A UNNYB ABBITR! How fun! :) Wow, that's a lot of accusatory alien chewing activity in your house! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteNo, you didn't have to act guilty because both of you were INNOCENT!!!
ReplyDeleteOh oh... It seems there is a big secret at home now!
We have gremlins in our house that are responsible for that kind of damage. I hope you get yours removed.
ReplyDeleteI go the "secret message" and yes, you need to keep that one "out of sight" or you will not hear the end of it or the searching!
ReplyDeleteOh boy! You never know what you can find in your yard hidden away.
Now the coffee creamer escapade....hhhmmm....sounds awfully suspicious.
I think you guys need to call ghostbusters or something.
ReplyDeleteExactly how does one pronouce the word "OPPINGH"...hooked on phonic didn't work for me.
HaHa! Igp Atinl! Your mom is too funny! I am surprised she was able to keep such a good sense of humor after the coffeemate incident! :)
ReplyDeleteAll Mommies must have their secrets. Fortunately, Blogger doesn't have a translation function for "Pig Latin".
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Critter Alley
wow – we have never seen a hatched egg before – how cool! And we love that picture of you, Lassie, seen through the crack in the egg – now THAT is a clever picture!! :-)
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