"The Dogtors" of Blogville

Did you hear the news....

We applied to Blogville's Police Department, and got the job!  We are Blogville's newest Dogtors (doctors.)

We have zero medical knowledge, no medical education, no medical experience, butt we are handsome -- so that made us totally qualified to be Blogville's Newest Medical Team.

I am Dr. Lassiter (Dr. Lassie) and Benji is the EMT/Ambulance Driver his name is (EMT Benji).


You can totally read our profile on Officer Sidebites blog.

http://susieandsidebite.blogspot.com/2013/11/bfd-good-news-part-4.html


We are hoping to put out a quarterly "Dogtor Journal" with some fun "medical advice". And we are hoping to "Pimp" Up Blogville's Ambulance (as in the show "Pimp My Ride.)

 After all if we are gonna be cruising around in the Ambulance, we need it to be the most pawsome Ambulance ever.   We were thinking of putting some kind of 87" flatscreen or plasma tv in it.   Or how about a mini-fridge. We will need lots of suggestions on how to pimp up our ride.



We will blog more about all that stuff in an upcoming post.

We are honored to be Blogvilles furst Dogtors.


Dr. Lassie and EMT Benji

Answer revealed - False Confession Day

A little reminder for Santa Paws not to read this post -- thank you!   


Yesterday I posted two confessions for Ranger's False Confession Day.  One was true and one was false.



The FALSE confession was ... Confession 2.

I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie would NEVER kiss a Squirrel!   That's too disgusting to even think about!  They probably have Acorn Breath.     Bleh.  

Squirrel !!!!!!

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So, the TRUE confession was....Confession 1.

Yes, I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie, decided it was much too cold and wet to go all the way down the deck to the grass area of the yard -- so I pooped on the deck and half-way down the ramp instead!

It was much harder than it sounds too -- trying to balance myself on the ramp!

Butt mission accomplished!  And I didn't have to get my Sheltie paws too cold and wet either!

Of course when Mommy found the poo land mines all over the deck -- she practically looked like a ballerina walking on her tip toes to avoid stepping on them.  (Wish we had a video of that!)


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Do you know, on a ship, the "poop deck" is actually the deck up top on the back part of the ship.   

We like our back yard version of the"poop deck" better!

Lassie and Benji the Shelties

False Confession Day

Ranger, our blog friend is hosting False Confession Day on November 21.

He is asking us to post two confessions today -- one that is TRUE and the other that is FALSE. 

(THIS POST IS NOT FUR SANTA PAWS EYES -- if Santa finds out -- we will be on the NAUGHTY list for sure and it is so close to Christmas it already snow flurried last week!)

Lassie with snow flurries.

Here is my confessions: one is true and one is false.  Can you guess which is true and which is false...)



Confession 1 -- I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie, decided it was much too cold and wet to go all the way down the deck to the grass area of the yard -- so I pooped on the deck and half-way down the ramp instead!


Confession 2 -- I, Lassiter Chase the Sheltie, kissed a Squirrel and I liked it!





Tomorrow I will post which Confession is true and which is false.



Lassiter Chase and Benjamin Gilligan the Shelties (Lassie and Benji)

P.S. Benji has no confession, his life is pretty much an open book.