Monday, December 10, 2012

Mommy, Eat Grass!!!

I wouldn't read this blog post if you are eating or about to eat!

Mommy has been having some tummy/potty problems for about a month.   I told Mommy to "Eat Grass" as soon as she started having problems --- butt Nooooo!  She didn't listen to me!

Mommy decided to go see the butt doctor and he is doing some tests.

Mommy says most humans have to go thru the tests the butt doctor is doing at some point in their life, so, don't worry about her. 

The real reason for this post was to tell you about what Mommy got to keep at one of the tests.  The doctor knocked her out to do a test where they shove a camera down her throat, and when she was waking up from the anesthesia, the nurse said, blah, blah, blah, ... you can keep the socks, because we are just gonna throw them out... blah, blah, blah.

Mommy was still so groggy, and said to the nurse -- that's great that I can keep the socks, because they have paw prints on the bottom of it... and my dog has a blog... there is an entire pet blogging community out there.... and my dog is gonna write a post about the pawprint socks....

Mommy said, the nurse kept looking at Mommy, and looking at Mommy's chart, and looking at Mommy, and looking even harder at Mommy's chart.     Mommy thought to herself -- she better change the subject before the nurse throws her in a psycho ward thinking Mommy is insane!

So, don't worry about Mommy.  No news is good news -- and we don't know anything yet.   Hopefully the doctor is just gonna say -- lose weight and eat healthier (Eat Grass) -- and you'll be feeling better in no time!


Lassiter Chase and Benjamin the Shelties (Lassie & Benji)

P.S.  Next post will be about a happier subject --- My (Lassie's) 3rd Birthday on 12/12 !!!!

7 comments:

  1. I hope your mommy feels better soon. WHY do humans insist on going to the doctor instead of just eating grass or something simple?

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  2. We hope your Mom feels better soon - our Mom is going through the same thing only she didn't get any neat socks!

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  3. We hope they find out what's wrong with your mum and she can feel better...without eating grass. But those look like great socks. SHE only got those long white things.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  4. Those are some cool socks. Clearly, the nurse is a cat person, and doesn't understand that many, many dogs write blogs.

    Hope your mom is feeling better and that she doesn't need anymore yucky tests. Doctors methods can be so barbaric at times. Grass seems like a much simpler and sane solution.

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  5. Eating grass?
    You know what? My mom eats grass too. She eats those dried grass from some Chinese sensei and claims that the grass is quite alright.

    Hope your mom is feeling better soon and the doctor can tell her that she just has to rest and everything will be fine.

    Those socks are cool and I love what Sara said about the cat person nurse!!!

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  6. Hmm, eating grass really is the best solution.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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