Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Quilt Stuffies?




Did you know that Quilts have Stuffies in them?

In the above picture I am putting my paw on the DELICIOUS Stuffie part of the quilt that somehow fell out of the quilt.

Grandma blamed me for pulling the stuffing out of the quilt. Of course Mommy took my side and said this quilt is over ten years old -- it's old and it's just falling apart. (I thought to myself -- wow, ten years old -- that quilt is practically and entire doggie's life time, that really is old.)



So, being such a nice and innocent dog, I offered to help fix the quilt. I found all these different color threads, but Grandma said that's not the right kind of thread to fix the quilt.

I decided my help wasn't appreciated so I went to the next room.

I overheard Mommy and Grandma talking. Grandma said to Mommy, "You know YOUR dog pulled the stuffing out of my quilt, right?" Mommy said to Grandma, "No, he didn't. Besides look our quilts don't match our sheets or our pillowcases. Maybe we will both get a new "Bed in a Bag" for Christmas, then we will have matching sheets and pillowcases, etc..."

(I thought to myself, is Mommy mad or something. First, how will Santa find a bag big enough to fit a whole bed in it. Second, how will Santa find 2 bags, finding 1 is probably hard enough. And third, how will Santa fit an entire bed with a bag around it down the chimney? Mommy must be crazy if she thinks Santa can do all of that for Christmas. Gee, all I ask Santa for is Doggie treats and toys for Christmas, maybe I should start thinking bigger.)

Have a great day!

P.S. Mommy read my post and she told me a "Bed in a Bag" is just the sheets, quilt, pillowcases in a bag -- not an entire bed frame in a bag. Gee, how was I to know that is what they meant! I hope Santa knows what a "Bed in a Bag" is, or we will need to install a bigger chimney!

5 comments:

  1. Santa knows everything! Sounds like you will be getting a BIG new stuffie for Christmas this year!

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  2. Bailey made the mistake of loving on the end of our quilt, too. Eventually the bed in the bag will replace it too. It is worth the occasional bed damage to have warm bed companions.

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  3. Dont worry santa nows just what he is doing!!

    wags
    JAzzi and Addy

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  4. Not sure what the deal is with those stuffies that they call quilts, but I don't think you did anything wrong. As for the bagged bed, sounds like something very pretty is coming your way.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  5. How could such an innocent face be blamed for any sort of mayhem?

    Pat
    www.critteralley.blogspot.com

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